Kitten a Go-Go

Pop Culture Haiku: What I want from Glee in May 2010

Dear Mr. Schuester,
Hook up with Sue Sylvester
Just once during Sweeps.

Pop Culture Haiku: Why, Len, why?

Len, Len, Len, Len, LEN. 
Yellow is not your color.
Don't wear that again.

Pop Culture Haiku: Dan Pawson, Jeopardy! Wizard

Dan Pawson, you rock.
You bet Twenty-Two Dollars
And pissed Alex off.

Pop Culture Haiku: The constant object of my hate

Samantha Harris
I want to slap you silly
With your microphone

Pop Culture Haiku: Jeopardy! Edition

Oh, Alex Trebek,
Your suits are so damn ugly.
Stop with all the brown.

Pop Culture Haiku: Evident Disdain for a Co-Hostess

Samantha Harris,
I see him cringe when you talk.
Poor Tom Bergeron.

Pop Culture Haiku: Larissa Kelly, my current obsession

Larissa Kelly
I liked you better than Ken
Next time, TOC

Pop Culture Haiku: American Idol

Congrats David Cook
You deserved to win Idol
Not Archuleta

Pop Culture Haiku: I secretly LOVE rap

Kanye West is rad
but I hate his sunglasses
the ugly white ones

Introducing Pop Culture Haiku

Recently, Tom Bergeron said the word haiku on DWTS and it renewed my love of the format.  In his honor, my first pop culture haiku will be based on tonight's glorious finale. 

Dancing with the Stars
All is now right in my world
Kristi is the champ