To the Makers of Candisol

Dear Bairn Biologics,

You make a product called Candisol.  I purchased this product after my colonic.  First, I will say, nice job.  I have been through 5 million yeast cleanses (due to my constant need for anti-biotics) and I know when something works or doesn't work.  This is working.  

However, your bottle states very specifically that the product "causes no 'die off' reaction."  I know a lot about the Herxheimer reaction.  I don't know if I am the first person to use it as a verb, but I was all over that.  Herxing is something I'm very familiar with.  You can call it Herxing or die off or whatever you want.  Regardless of its name, I know what it is.  

Your product caused the absolute worst herxing of my life besides valcyte.  Valcyte is crazy strong prescription shit that they gave me to kill the EBV.  You are an OTC supplement that claims not to cause "die off."  I am sorry, but I'm calling bullshit.

Your product kicked my ass for most of last week.  My assistant agreed that I was a zombie one day at work.  I left and was home by six and then I slept for nearly 13 hours.  Just to clue you in, this is not a luxury that young lawyers get.  

Your label is a LIAR.  I'm still taking your product.  I am simply posting this little letter so that people can find one person's opinions.  Perhaps you'll google you and realize that your claim is completely batshit nutters.  Your product certainly does cause die off.  Perhaps your typical consumer is not experienced with die off, but I'm a pro.  

Sincerely, 
Danielle (aka, Professional Herxer and She who is prone to bronchitis)

Comments

[Jo Ann (hexed in Philly)]

I think I understood about 14 words. Someday, I will grasp what the hell you are talking about. Until then, I'll just pretend like I know what a "herxer" is supposed to do. XXOO

[The Southern Enabler]

While I've never gone through it, I've seen Danielle do so...several times. It is not pretty. It is actually disturbing.

D...I hope you get over this shit and soon. I don't like zombies much, kthxbai.

[Kamira]

okay, I'll bite... What is die off?