I am a gross packrat.

I am cleaning today.  That includes my car.  Here's a brief list of the things I found.

- An infinite number of plastic water bottles.  Some were unopened.  Some had a sip or two taken.  This shameful mess has been emptied and recycled.

- Three cardigans

- Two pairs of red shoes

- Four novels that disappeared ages ago

- Four deposition transcripts from a case closed months ago

- An infinite number of directions from google maps

- Way too many freebies given at events that I didn't want.  I recycled what I could and I will not take the stuff that I am not going to use in the future, just out of a need to be polite. 

- Besides banishing the clutter, I was trying to lighten the load to improve gas mileage.  Well, I found a pair of ankle weights.  Yeah, nothing like finding weights weighing the car down.  Such a dumbass.

- My briefcase, which has been missing for ages.

Gross.  I'm afraid of the other things I'm going to find while cleaning today.